things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain you a thing
- and yeah
So, my boyfriend and I both worked a Mcdonald’s when we first met. We had only been dating for four or five months when this happened.
I was washing trays at the end of the counter, minding my own business. He came up from the back of the kitchen, holding something behind his back. He had this up-to-no-good grin on his face and he was followed by two of our co-workers who were equally as suspicious. Before I have time to do anything besides make a purely skeptical face, he is down on one knee, holding out a four-piece nugget box up to me. He says, “Dear… Will you marry me?” and he opens up the box to reveal the top rim of an icecream cone, broken off. I didn’t know what to say…. so I just said.. umm, am I your McWife now?
Like what the actual fuck? scariest moment ever.